Lately youâve been at a loss for words, but luckily...
Iâve got a few I can spare. And the best part?
Even your BFF and your mama won't know I wrote âem for you.
Yes please!
Youâre tired of trying to find time in your calendar to write your own content every single week.
You want your content to be your #1 source for lead generation (after referrals) but you kinda suck at selling.
Youâre not so sure about that whole "letting someone attempt to impersonate you" thing.
Youâre ready to tell your story in a way that feels cinematic and lands you sales, without sounding sleazy.
Youâre like ~really~ good at writing nurture content, but crafting sales content makes you feel like screaming crying throwing up.
And just when you think youâve started to get the hang of it, the algorithm goes off and makes you feel like you got your driverâs license last week (even though this ainât your first rodeo).
You know youâve got the goodsâyour clients and customers tell you youâre worth every pennyâso why not lean the seat back and leverage what ya got?
Sounds great in theory, but when it comes time to sell the sh*t out of who you are, what you do, and how you do it in your content? It just ends up sounding like a jumbled-up mess. Yikes.
Youâve also worked with other copywriters before and your experience was âgood, not great.â
Reason why? You opened up the Google doc when they delivered your project and you *instantly* got The Ick.
The writing sounded decent, but not a single word of it sounded like you would write it. SoâŠyou dedicated even more hours that you didnât have, editing the copy you paid someone else to write, just so your sales content sounded authentic to who you are and what you do.
What if you could have content that sells your offers and sounds so much like you, you'll forget you never actually had to lift a finger to write it.
Yes plz and thank u
...even if you know you could "technically" still write your own stuff, but would rather be doing pretty much anything else.
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All of your on-camera and in-person charisma and personality was coming across in every single word of copy your brand publishes.
You were creating a business full of perfect-fit clients who instantly knew you were for them because your messaging was magnetic AF.
Your content was so authentic and relatable, your people thought you bugged their last therapy session or read the pages of their journal.
You had permission to brain dump and word vomit your ideas, and someone else could make them sound good.
You were being clear, concise, and candid in all the places you were showing up online and it became the secret sauce to how you create revenue.
Your copy required little to no edits and was ready to be published or scheduled in advance, all while sounding like you wrote it all yourself.
Work With Me
Ghostwriter, brand storyteller, and sales mastermind for online business owners who are ready to give the algorithm the âole one-two punch.
Am I a good sales copywriter? One of the best, but my clients come knockinâ when theyâre ready for ghostwriting that sounds like them with pipin' hot takes and sexy sales angles that outshine even your biggest competitor.
If you want you and your content to be THE thing that creates a sustainable sales pipeline for your online business, so you can fill your funnel and be the go-to expert in your industry, you're in the right place.
Bonus points if youâve also decided that the content creation rat race isnât yours to run and youâre ready for the chase to end. Allow me to officially welcome you to the dark side, my dear. Because around here?
Weâre repurposed AF and scheduled in advance.
Ummm sign me up
STEP INTO THE SUN
Oh, and B T dubsâŠwouldnât it be cool if my words
were the ace up your sleeve that your competitor just canât beat?
I research TF out of you and can read you like a bookâI watch your Instagram stories, listen to your podcast interviews, and take notes on your humor so I can infuse it into every word that I write as you.
Unlike other copywriters, I have a sixth sense for selling and can zero in on your biggest differentiators and write about them in a way that makes YOU a no-brainer investment.
I love including dad jokes paired with a healthy dose of nostalgia and other pop culture references in your copy, so your reader gets a feel for your personality.
I donât need creative direction and my best work happens when you hand me the writing reigns so I can work my magic in my lair (with my two cats, of course).
I have a knack for clarifying your frazzled thoughts and turning them into content that sounds just like you, but even better.
When I see your copy and content in the wild?
Itâll sound so much like you, that even I won't be able to tell that I wrote it (and Iâm the owner of the OG Google doc).
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Iâve written juuuuuust about everything else under the sun and Iâd love to see whatâs cookinâ in your kitchen. If youâre looking for a strategic partner to help you bring your next copywriting project to life, letâs explore whatâs possible.
grab the getaway car
Itâs time for you to slide into the driverâs seat and get back to your zone of genius,
so you can do the work you were born to do.
But for the record? I call shotgun,
so I can write the words that will bring your story to life.